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· The Groundskeeper’s Logbook

Taken On as Groundskeeper

In short: Horace, the fictional groundskeeper of this logbook, starts work just before Buried Alive opened at Escape This Northbridge. The room’s villain is the Undertaker, who buries two players in two coffins and is never seen.

Tuesday. Started the new job. Groundskeeper, nights. Two plots, side by side, one rake, one barrow, one shed with a kettle. Signed where they told me to sign.

The management walked me round. Plot one, plot two, the path between them, a lot of very good timber. They said the plots are for a gentleman who wears a top hat and keeps odd hours, and that I am never to disturb him while he is working. I said what does he do. They said he digs. I said so do I. They looked at each other.

I asked how many plots I would be looking after. Two, they said. Only ever two. I asked if that would change. They said it would not, and said it like it was a rule written on the wall somewhere, which it may well be.

A cat came and sat on the barrow while I was being shown round. Grey, one torn ear, very sure of herself. Nobody knows whose she is. I have called her Tuppence because that is about what she contributes.

Start proper next week. Bought a new thermos. The old one had a dent in it from the last job, which I will not go into.

— H., groundskeeper

FAQ

What this entry answers

What is the Groundskeeper’s Logbook on the Buried Alive site?

A comic, fictional work log that Escape This writes for the website in the voice of Horace, the night groundskeeper who looks after the Undertaker’s two plots and finds them dug up from the inside every morning. Horace and his cat are invented for the diary and don’t appear in the room. It is safe for work; Buried Alive itself is strictly 18+.

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Which villain buries the players in Buried Alive?

The Undertaker is the unseen villain of Buried Alive. He put you in the ground, his laugh is the last thing you remember hearing, and the coffins are the board for his latest sadistic game. You never need to face him; you need to beat him.

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